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ah4185 · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2011, 11:12

Anyone who has been on this forum for awhile knows that I am a CRAZY PIF'er! I think it lifts morale and it is just plain fun. I don't do those "first one to post gets it" things, though. What's the fun in that??

This one will be done in true Heather fashion:

Tell me something stupid that your hubby or significant other has done recently. (I need a good laugh).

Don't know what my PIF will be since we've just moved and things are all herky jerky in the basement, but it will be something good ~ no junky stuff that you'll have to throw away anyway.

I will leave this open until tomorrow evening so PLEASE post away. There has been too much drama lately and it's time to lighten the mood. Come on, girls ~ make us laugh!

ETA: Duh! Guess I should mention that the one to win will be the one that makes me laugh the hardest.

MauiMomma · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2011, 11:32

Do I really have to narrow it down to just one thing? hahaha kidding...(kinda)

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mommaoftwo · #3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2011, 11:35

OK, this is bad! Last weekend my DH and I took the family to the creek. CHEAP AND FUN. About 10 minutes after we got there DH said he needed to go #2. ANy mom knows what we go through to gather and get kids ready to go ANYWHERE so I told him it was hold it or go in the woods. He chose to go behind a tree. After about 5 minutes my DH comes barreling out of the woods SCREAMING "MY A** IT BURNS IT BURNS MY A**!!!" And he throws himself into the water with tears running down his face! After he calmed down and I stopped laughing he tells me that his bottom was itching and burning. I asked him if he wiped and he said yes. He showed me what he used and HERE IT COMES LADIES.....HE WIPED WITH ITCH WEED!! I laughed for over an hour!!

mommaoftwo · #4 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 09:59

Ok ladies! I cant be the only one whos DH can be a DA sometimes!!

jomariecs811 · #5 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 10:18

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Originally Posted by mommaoftwo

OK, this is bad! Last weekend my DH and I took the family to the creek. CHEAP AND FUN. About 10 minutes after we got there DH said he needed to go #2. ANy mom knows what we go through to gather and get kids ready to go ANYWHERE so I told him it was hold it or go in the woods. He chose to go behind a tree. After about 5 minutes my DH comes barreling out of the woods SCREAMING "MY A** IT BURNS IT BURNS MY A**!!!" And he throws himself into the water with tears running down his face! After he calmed down and I stopped laughing he tells me that his bottom was itching and burning. I asked him if he wiped and he said yes. He showed me what he used and HERE IT COMES LADIES.....HE WIPED WITH ITCH WEED!! I laughed for over an hour!!

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long while.

JoMarie

QueenBow · #6 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 10:38

Ok this does not count because it was 12 years ago and my ex husband but I have to tell it anyway....
My baby girl was just about 2 weeks old. So we both were sleepy all of the time. It was time for my ex husband to go back to work. Well he woke up late and was in a hurry to get dressed and out the door. At lunch time he called to check on the baby and told me he had a problem but would let me know about it when he got home. So the rest of the day I am trying to think what the problem is...what could have happened...maybe he lost his job...something. WELL, he got home and wanted me to come into the bedroom, he neede to show me something. So we are in the br and he jerks down his pants.......He wore my preggo panties WITH LACE to work and had them on all day long

Stupid Boy! lol

Spitfireshortie · #7 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 10:52

well I dunno if anyone read about my Woodchuck family we have in our back yard but we caught a young one and we relocated it last nite , after DH released it he asked if one of the kids was putting chocolate into the cage because it was warm outside and it melted out of the cage onto his boots when he let it go....needless to say it wasn't chocolate...but boy was it fun to hose down DH later LOL.

cackysanda · #8 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 10:59

O EM G I'm DYING right now!!! LMAO!!!! Holy cow!!!! rotflmao!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by QueenBow

Ok this does not count because it was 12 years ago and my ex husband but I have to tell it anyway....
My baby girl was just about 2 weeks old. So we both were sleepy all of the time. It was time for my ex husband to go back to work. Well he woke up late and was in a hurry to get dressed and out the door. At lunch time he called to check on the baby and told me he had a problem but would let me know about it when he got home. So the rest of the day I am trying to think what the problem is...what could have happened...maybe he lost his job...something. WELL, he got home and wanted me to come into the bedroom, he neede to show me something. So we are in the br and he jerks down his pants.......He wore my preggo panties WITH LACE to work and had them on all day long

Stupid Boy! lol

ah4185 · #9 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 02:02

Ha ha ha!! Good ones, ladies!

No one else wants to get in on this?? Boo hoo!

ammperry2 · #10 (**permalink**) 08-09-2011, 03:55

This happened about 10 years ago so we'll cut my dh some slack, but..... we were discussing that he needed to get his prostate checked because his grandfather had prostate cancer. He then asked me how they do that and I told him. Then he kept after me about getting mine checked and I kept telling him I couldn't. He kept saying that if he was getting his checked then I would need to get mine checked and so on and so on. I finally told him I didn't have one. He asked me why. I still laugh at him about that!